Monday, September 28, 2009

Lo que nos perdemos por no vivir en Europa

En Europa las playas donde las morras se pueden pasear casi totalmente desnudas proliferan en todas las costas. Si uno va por esos lares, podra ver lo que a cualquier hombre le gusta..¡¡¡TETAS DESNUDAS!!!

Pero ni se emocionen tanto. A pesar de que en la tele y en la peliculas siempre nos muestras monumentales hembras con todas las redondeces en su lugar justo, la mujer promedio es flacucha, narizona,carente de tetas y de culo. Y si no me creen saquen ahora mismo su pasaporte y vayanse a España o Francia y digamente cuantas mamis en promedio ven por la calle.

Claro, las viejas buenotas, culonas y pechugonas son las que aparecen en las pantallas y revistas. Aunque, por supuesto que hay pieles de excelente calidad pero son las menos.

Lo que si son, es de mente abierta. Pero eso no quiere decir que sean putas lujuriosas (lo que es de lamentar). Lo que pasa es que estan tan acostumbrados a las cuestiones sexuales que ya de plano las ven sin ningun chiste. En Europa venden porno hasta en los centros comerciales, a la vista dse todos los niñlos. Las adolescentes pueden ponerse a patinar o jugar voleyball solo con unos minisculos shortcitos sin correr peligro alguno de ser violadas o ser llevadas a la carcel. Las prostitucion es legar y sindicalizada. El libertinaje ha alcanzado tan altos niveles que han dejado de emocionar. Claro, para los nativos de Latinoamerica, Europa es la Sodoma y Gomorra de esta epoca.

 Pero, aunque uno enprenda un  tour sexual por esas tierras, tampoco es de emocionarse. La mujeres, aunque mas faciles de la tabla de multiplicar del uno, ya han dejado de disfrutar el sexo como nosotros. Estan tan entrenadas para abrir las patas que ya ni sienten. Como lei en alguna lugar: “Hacer el amor con una francesa es como hacerla con una muerta”. Asi que ni chiste tiene seducir a una rumana que solo se pondra de perrito, para, ya cuanto empieces la faena, se ponga a leer un libro o a jugar con su celular.

Pero no todo es tan malo. Hay muchas hembras golosas y con ganas de revolcarse, o con unos cuerpos suculentos. En las playas, como ya he dicho, uno puede encontrarse con verdaderas diosas tomando el sol… o con el horripilante espectaculo de una anciana de setenta años, en hilo dental y topless. No por nada en algunos paises en de ley que las mayores de cincuenta años se quiten la parte de arriba del bikini, pues se dieron cuenta de que esto asqueaba y alejaba a los turistas.

Y, como aqui estamos para servirles, les traemos algunas fotitos de las preciosuras que uno puede tener la suerte de encontrarse en esos paisajes de sol, mar y arena. ¡Disfrutenlas!

Piquenle el ombligo a las fotos pa’ verlas grandotas

 

 

 

Foundry 3

fotologic were back at the Foundry last week.  This building and its surrounds offer a wonderful location for Glamour and Figure photography.  I know we have been promising to post all the images on the site and have decided to devote a complete page to this great location and the models we have worked with.  In the mean time here are a selection of shots of the girls.  More images of Derrick and Jocelin can be found in the Artistic Nude & Glamour sections of the website.

Sunday, September 27, 2009

Sweet Dreams, and a little Danger

Occasionally, like myself, my wife will sleep in the nude. We often talk for a while on her bed, just before we go to sleep. Most of the time she is very careful to place me in my sleeping area on her night stand, after she cuddles with me before bed, but last night she fell asleep before she could do this.

While I was huddling up under her beautiful breasts, I heard a strange sound coming from my love. It sounded like the roar of a passing freight train, and then it suddenly stopped. A couple of seconds latter, I heard it again. I crawled out from under the cleft of her hanging breasts (she was laying on her side), to find that my beautiful wife had fallen asleep, and she was snoring.

I watched her for a while. She is so cute when she’s asleep, but then it dawned on me just how dangerous of a situation I was in. She could roll over at any moment, and I would be trapped under, what to me is the equivalent of multiple tons of her naked body. Irene is soft enough that this would probably not crush me, but instead I would surely die of asphyxiation. As pleasant as it was to watch my love sleep, I knew I had to find a way to wake her up, or possibly suffer the grim consequences.

I tried pushing on her stomach at first. It was useless. So I tried gently hitting her with my hand, but nothing. So then I started frantically hitting and kicking at her tremendous body, while yelling as loud as I could for her to wake up, but it was futile. She was really out, and I was too small for her to feel or hear me in a deep sleep.

I looked over the edge of the bed, and shuddered at the distance to the ground. Being just a couple of inches tall, it was a very long way down for me. I was completely helpless. There was no way off that bed without risking severe injury or death. And I couldn’t just stand there, and take a chance of her rolling over on me. There was only one option: I had to find a way to wake her up.

I knew I had to get to one of her ears. It was the only hope I had of waking her. I looked toward the head of the bed, but my path was blocked by her arms. They were handing off the side of the bed, and there was no way around them. I walked close to her midsection and looked up. It was the equivalent of a 20 foot high wall. I could barely reach her belly button, jumping with all of my strength. It looked like the only option I had was to walk to the foot of the bed, and get around her to the other side.

When I got to the her feet, I was horrified to see that they too were slightly hanging off the end of the bed, blocking my path. I walked close to her feet. They were laying over top of one another, with a slight space in the middle, where her ankles were. It was just big enough for me to slip through. So, I backed up a few yards, to get a running start. I ran with all my might, and bounded onto her ankle. I made it, but I was starting to slip. I quickly grabbed onto some of her fine leg hairs. When I did, I was terrified to feel her leg, with me on it, begin to move. I screamed at the top of my lungs, as I was hurled through the air! She spun me off, as she rolled over onto her back.

I groaned as I lifted my head from the comforter. Although the face plant into the bed didn’t feel good, I wasn’t hurt. I looked up at the two massive walls of leg that were on either side of me. She had flipped over, and hurled me in between her legs. I yelled once again, but there was no response. She was still in a deep sleep.

I looked around at the canyon of my lover that had engulfed me. There seemed to be no way out. Then I noticed something that gave me an idea. Laying directly in front of me, was a wall of hair. As I walked close to it, I could smell the strong and familiar aroma of her sex. I took one of her coarse pubic hairs in my hand. It was more than strong enough to support my minuscule weight, so I decided I was going to have to climb my way out.

I grabbed a few hairs, and as slowly and gently as I could, I began to pull myself up. I had to be very careful. I knew all too well, that if I made too much of a commotion on her body, she may involuntarily swat at me. Such a strike from her would mean my certain doom.

Under any other circumstance, I would find climbing up my wife’s sex to be extremely erotic, but the fear of what could happen to me kept me focused on the mission. I had to wake her up! So, I kept ascending. The higher I got, the fewer and farther between her hairs were, until finally, there were none at all, but it didn’t matter. I had made it over the peak, and was now near her waist.

As I walked across her beautiful body, I could see the enormous twin peaks of her breasts in the distance, slightly slumping over on either side. She had stopped snoring, but with her every breath, I could feel the ground rising and falling beneath me. I made it difficult to walk. In fact, with every one of her inhalations, I had to crouch to keep from falling over.

It took a little balance and luck, but I finally made it across her stomach, and was now at the foot of her mountainous breasts. Luckily, there was a convenient valley in the middle, so I quickly made my way through it. As I emerged from between her breasts, I could finally see her beautiful face. Her head was leaning slightly to one side, and I could see her ear. I was close!

I walked across her collar bone, to get a closer look. It looked like a pretty easy slide down her neck, and a climb up a beautiful lock of blond hair to her ear. This nightmare was almost over. All I had to do was get to her ear, and then I should be able to rouse her from her slumber.

I walked back across her collar bone, to the soft indention at the bottom of her neck. I scooted to the edge, and then slid down to her pillow beneath. It worked! All I had to do now was climb up her hair to her ear. I didn’t waste any time as I grabbed a few strands of golden hair, and began to climb. It wasn’t long until I was right next to the fleshy cavern of her ear. I shouted as loud as I could, “Baby! WAKE UP! Please, WAKE UP!” I could feel her start to move and make moaning noises, so I shouted again, “Baby, I’m right here!” Then, suddenly, she darted up with incredible force! I swung through the air, hanging on for dear life. It was a miracle I wasn’t thrown clear across the room.

Irene was now sitting straight up, with me dangling from the side of her head, hanging on to her hair with all my strength. She wiped her beautiful blue eyes, and then leaned over to look into my sleeping box, on her night stand. She had not realized that I was hanging from her hair. She gasped when she saw that I was not were I should have been, and then she frantically began swinging her head from side to side, looking for me on the bed.

I yelled out once more, “Baby stop! I’m right here! Please!.” Her eyes became wide as she heard my tiny voice right next to her ear. She reached out her hand, and placed it directly underneath me. I collapsed into her palm from sheer exhaustion, and she brought me close to her face.

“Oh my God. Are you ok?” She said, and I could feel her warm breath all over my body as she spoke.

“You fell asleep. And yes, I think I’m fine. It’s just been a long night.”

Saturday, September 26, 2009

World's Top Webcam Model Competition - $12,000 in prizes!!!

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Thursday, September 24, 2009

Joanna Angel

I would go farther than just say joanna angel is the reigning queen of indy alt smut, I would go so far as to say she is all but responsible for it. This beautiful punk rock goddess didn’t just start manufacturing smut, she helped create a sexually charged diy fuck community that created countless imitators. She’s not just a pretty face, she is a strong independent entropnenur and thats hot.

Check out the Burning Angel site

or Joanna’s own site

Swellco & Swellco roclaim Joanna Angel a Lord of the Underground

Joanna Angel is a Lord of the Underground

Joanna Angel is a Lord of the Underground

Joanna Angel is a Lord of the Underground

Joanna Angel is a Lord of the Underground

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Nude Skydive: Topless Women Plummeting Faster Than the Economy!

Nude Skydive: Topless Women Plummeting Faster Than the Economy!

Nude Skydive is a very funny 2 1/2-min. commercial spot directed by Peter Harton for a Danish discount retail company.  The topless women are plummeting faster than the prices at Danish web discount retailer Fleggaard in this humorously racy web film!  While topless skydiving certainly sounds like interesting enough, I’ve actually posted this because I just love it when a golf or tennis match gets unexpectedly interrupted!

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Nude Skydive: Topless Women Plummeting Faster Than the Economy!

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Wednesday, September 23, 2009

On a Night Not Forgotten...Part III

On that night so many years ago
yet never forgotten
upon my lap sat my former teacher
instead of English
that night she taught me just how
to please a woman
between the sheets of her own bed
with the twin ovals
of her cute and oh so tight little ass
cupped oh so firmly
within the palms of both of my hands
to my feet did I climb
out of my former teachers kitchenette
into the sanctuary
of the jungle bunnies hidden boudoir
the spider to her web
did I but her latest prey gently carried
laid the naked bunny
down upon the altar of her illicit lust
now helplessly trapped
within the sticky threads of her love
she spun her web
about my soul even as I drank my fill
of the hot chocolate
that was her love between her thighs