Jenna Jameson Sexy Porn Star

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Adrianne Curry plays WoW.

Nerds of the world celebrate because that girl you were playing was a nude adrianne curry and not some lonely fat guy eating a hot pocket. She also has a love of Star Wars and Vader has to be the luckiest man wedged between 2 of the nicest man made mounds ive seen.

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Kim Kardashian Getting Bent Over By Black Guy at a Party

 

Check out the disgusted look Khloe Kardashian’s face in the background.

 

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A Girl and Her Towel

OK, the last two posts have been serious. Pompous even. Lecturing & Hectoring…

Sorry!

Now back to the good stuff.

One of the more evocative images from films is the fresh faced girl stepping out of her bath wearing just a short, barely concealing towel. A barely concealing insecure towel that could fall down at any minute!

So here’s a Flickr Gallery of eighteen gorgeous shots of “A Girl and her Towel”:

The Magic of Women: A Girl and her Towel

If you’re a Flickr member and have safe search off, you’ll like these images which were too hot for the gallery:

Hand towel, face towel, bath towel, beach towel

Here’ a great group: Ladies in Towels

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Language of the Nude

Danele da Volterra after a figure from Michaelangelo's Last Judgement

Albrecht Dürer, Nude Woman with a Staff, 1498

A few images from a Portland exhibition-The language of the Nude-at Reed College,which ends December 5th 2009.   http://www.portlandart.net/archives/2009/12/the_figure_idea.html

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Riley Rebel

I like rebellious girls. They are easy to get into the sack. Shit, half of the time they are targeting you to get you in the sack! They are also easy to spot.

Riley Rebel is an easy one. The freckles and the red hair are a dead give away. She has been ridiculed all her life for those freckles and it is payback time. Marilyn Monroe once said gentlemen prefer blondes and she is probably right, but I am feeling dirty and for that I prefer a redhead over a blonde any day of the week!

With small tits and pink nipples Riley Rebel is right up my alley. I love petite girls because they like to fuck three or four times on the first date. They also like to keep to that schedule for a minimum of three months into the relationship. Lord knows I can use the exercise too.

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NSFW November: Reneé Tenison, Miss November 1989

The lovely and talented Reneé Tenison, Miss November 1989, was named Playmate of the Year in 1990, making her Playboy’s first African-American Playmate of the Year. She hailed from my family’s home state of Idaho, land of potatoes, snow, cricks, davanoes, and … something else… oh, right, the Aryan nation (dicks).

Photographed by Arny Freytag

Reneé, who grew up in Melba, Idaho, is special for many reasons. First, she’s a twin, and her sister Rosie is every bit as beautiful as Reneé.” (“The Toast of Melba,” Playboy, November 1989)

Reneé posed with her twin sister Rosie for Playboy in 2002.

And then Reneé’s parents’ marriage is interracial — one of the first such in the state of Idaho, which is not known for its black population. “My mom, who is white, and my dad, who is black, met each other in the Fifties, and they had to go to Nevada to get married, because no one would marry them in Idaho.”

“When they came back to Melba [population approximately 300], they couldn’t even go to the grocery together. I really admire them for staying together. There aren’t many blacks in Idaho, maybe three thousand out of a population of more than a million.”

A former contestant in the Miss Idaho USA pageant, Ms. Tenison moved to first Boise, then Los Angeles with her boyfriend, and has made a modest career of television appearances, including roles on Living Single, Married With Children, and Judging Amy, to name a few credits from over the years.

She also had a cameo in the sequel to the Nutty Professor. She will turn forty-one on December 2nd. Birthday wishes! Finally, for the record, Idaho has come a long way in terms of progressive viewpoints since the ’50’s and even since the time of her interview, so please don’t think it is all rednecks, racists, and meth addicts. They comprise only 95% of the population, tops, at any given moment. The other 5% is dead, incarcerated, or passed out in a goose blind. (Why do I keep sick-burning things that apply to me?)

Finally, dig the cover: once again, the guys at Playboy believed they had solved the murder of Jimmy Hoffa. Amazing!

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